I was recently sitting at Starbucks, I was at the outside tables and trying to get some fresh air while I worked and enjoyed my Cinnamon Dulce Latte. Around me were a few people and honestly things were not going my way on this particular day. Lets just say my mood was not at 100% and I was not in a mood to deal with anyone, much less a giant ass who is a hypocrite and cannot mind his own business.

So as I am sitting at the table working away on my laptop, making an effort to get a few more posts written and edited before having to leave, my now empty coffee cup blew off the table. No big deal, or so I thought. I intended to finish what I was typing and then pick it up, because I don’t litter.

Well the cup was on the floor for no more than two-seconds when the guy ass sitting next to me, said in a rude and obnoxious way “are you planning on just leaving that on the ground to blow around.”

Needless to say that was all it took to push me over the edge, and I snapped back. Now keep in mind he was a total hypocrite considering he has smoked half a dozen cigarettes which were all on the ground at his feet.

I promptly told him that maybe he should pick it up and use it to “collect all those fucking cigarette butts.” He apparently did not like my comment, because in a sad act, he called me an asshole and then left the area.

After which I did, (as I had planned all along) pick up my cup. Simply put I do not litter. Why people cannot mind their own business is just beyond me.

**And as a final note, I just re-read my title, which now seems funny in a whole new and childish way that I did not see at first, with a love for childish humor I left it as is and hope you get the same laugh.